By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
- George Burns
- George Burns
The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has many people to love.
- Jean Renoir
- Jean Renoir
In a dream you are never eighty.
- Anne Sexton
- Anne Sexton
The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven't changed in seventy or eighty years. Your body changes, but you don't change at all. And that, of course, causes great confusion.
- Doris Lessing
- Doris Lessing
This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.
- Art Buchwald
- Art Buchwald
I'm not afraid of turning 80 and I have lots of things to do. I don't have time for dying.
- Ingvar Kamprad
- Ingvar Kamprad
Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I'm like 80-years-old.
- Bam Margera
- Bam Margera