When you're 60 you start bragging about your age. How else are you going to get your senior discounts?
- Melanie White

I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young.
- Herbert Beerbohm Tree

A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
- Arnold Bennet

60th birthday thrills: more pills, more chills, and more bills!
- Greg Tamblyn

If I had to live again, I would do exactly the same thing. Of course I have regrets, but if you are 60 years old and you have no regrets then you haven't lived.
- Christy Moore

Getting old has its advantages. I can no longer read the bathroom scale.
- Brad Schreiber

After a man passes sixty, his mischief is mainly in his head.
- Washington Irving

At 60, two of the most important things in life are bowel movements and nose hair.
- Greg Tamblyn

Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty than I felt at twenty.
- Ellen Glasgow

One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.
- Pablo Picasso

When I turned 60, it didn't bother me at all.
- Yoko Ono

Forget the block, when you're sixty, you've been around the entire neighborhood a few times.
- Dane Peddigrew